|
Tons of blog/niche content and PLR articles for just $17.00! Check this out... you'll be surprised!
Welcome to Article Realm - Free Article Directory - Free Articles!
Articles » Arts-&-Entertainment » Humor >> View Article
|
|
Project PIPS
5 minutes can earn you 153 pips each day with this trading software... read more
Unbeatable Trading Software
Anyone can profit forex using this automated trading software... read more
5 EMAs Forex System
incredibly accurate fx trading system by large fx brokerage.... read more
Forex Essentials
what every forex trader must know to make money trading forex.... read more
The Best Trading Strategy Ever
Step-by-step how to make massive profits trading the forex market... read more
|
|
|
 |
|
 |
| How to Make Believe that Logic is Impossible |
By:
Rammy Johnson |
|
When walking down the street, entering a house, picking up a book or even just surfing through the web using your laptop or your personal computer, there are so many things we do without even thinking of them. In this article, I have pointed some of the funniest and oddest human behaviour that even you do.
1) Ever used 3-second glue (or instant glue and super glue as it is called in some countries)? Why does it stick so quickly as soon as you squeeze it out but it doesn't stick to the sides of the tube from which you squeeze it out?
2) Sanity statistics has proven that one out of four people are insane or suffer from some form of mental disease. Think of three of your best friends. If they are fine, then you must be the fourth one.
3) Why do we press down hard on the remote control even though we know that the batteries are weak.
4) Watched old (and even newer descriptions in film) about Tarzan. If he is supposed to be living in the wild, what happened to his beard?
5) Switched those bulbs that are enclosed in tight plastic shutters? Have you noticed that whenever you go to do that there are always dead bugs inside? How did they manage to get there?
6) Why can't we ever manage to open a plastic bag on the first attempt?
7) Why do doctors use sterilized injections on death-role inmates?
8) Have you noticed that if your bank account gets overdrawn, your bank will add an extra charge? Why do they do that? Should you maybe inform them that the reason your checkings account is overdrawn is because you don't have money?
9) Mother-in-laws are jokes about continuously, but why not father-in-laws?
10) When statistics claim that the sum of all the stars in the sky are about four billion, people believe it. But, when someone sees a sign on a park bench or board stating "wet paint", they must verify this?
11) How many times will we return to the fridge even though there is no food in it and we know that from the previous time we paid a visit just minutes ago?
12) Notice how bullets bounce off superman's chests, but the moment the villain throws the empty revolver, this same invincible superman ducks. Shouldn't the revolver bounce off his chest too?
13) If the human race evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?
14) Note this. The next time an object is about to fall off someplace, if you try and prevent this, you will knock off another object instead. Is this some upper power trying to uphold karmic balance?
15) Why did the Japanese pilots who were planning to crash into American ships wear helmets?
16) Why do people move a vacuum cleaner over a small piece of thread again and again. Why do we pick it up, examine it and then place it back down and move the vacuum cleaner over it to give it a second chance?
17) A visit to one of the many soap shops that have sprung up all over and you'll find that soaps come in all kinds of colours. But then, why does the bubbles always turn out white?
18) Is it winter or summer wherever you are right now? Have you noticed that if it is summer we try and make the house as cold as it would be during winter, and if it is winter, we try and make the house as hot as it would during summer?
19) Why is it that whenever you walk past a mattress dealership, they have large signs advertising a big price reduction?
20) Sometimes we are just too polite! How many times have others run into us with their carts or even worse have smashed into out ankles? Instead of cursing or at least barking at them to watch where they are going, why do we just smile when they say sorry?
Note:
Uncanny facts and features are not novel. The fact that we humans have strange habits is not new too. But, I have pointed out some of the few irregularities that we live with. This article is for entertainment purposes alone and doesn't try and offend or create new realities. So, take it in the appropriate manner too.
Under normal circumstances, Rammy Johnson writes for an http://www.gambling-portal.com online casino guide and depicts roulette playing and the such, but Rammy also loves comedy and he indulges himself in it whenever he can. |
|
|
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
|
